tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74589650417529157612024-02-07T15:02:56.255-08:00HomorobicsPunk Will Never DietNJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-40526887399378737622014-02-04T18:08:00.003-08:002014-02-04T18:12:09.939-08:00NEW CLASSES! COOL FAQ!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Greetings, citizens of PunkAerobia.<br />
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I am pleased to announce that the artist formerly/regionally known as Homorobics (currently going by the much more inclusive "Punk Aerobics") will be reborn starting THIS SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 9TH at 11 a.m. <br />
It will be open to all, and held at the Center for Cartoon Studies Post Office Building<br />
in beautiful White River Junction, Vermont. <br />
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<u><b>FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:</b></u><br />
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<b>Do I have to be a punk to attend this class?</b><br />
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No. In fact, squares are encouraged and celebrated.<br />
Just as long as you can loosen up enough to do the Gangnam Style dance with us. <br />
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<b>How is this different from a normal exercise class?</b><br />
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Good question!<br />
This class is meant to strengthen you and to emphasize fun, no weight loss.<br />
We are open, accessible, and loving of all sorts of bodies and genders.<br />
We believe we are unique in this mission statement. <br />
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When we started this class, we were down-trodden from the prevalence of body-shaming<br />
propaganda at our local workout establishments.<br />
We also noticed that our buddies, those of all sizes and punk persuasions, were not apt to attend such classes or environments, and HENCE, their bodies were going to seed, atrophy-wise.<br />
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We want you to have strong punk hearts so you can live a long time and do good work.<br />
What your body looks like on the outside is fine however you want it to be fine.<br />
It is also none of our business! <br />
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<b> Will you play punk music? </b><br />
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If we feel like it.<br />
We play an assortment of music from contemporary jams to dirty rap to feminist punk.<br />
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<b>So what's the punk part?</b><br />
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It's a lifestyle, man.<br />
It lives in our hearts, and we are so punk we have tattoos on our fingers, so that's something.<br />
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We may or may not pogo as points, but we don't want to feel bound to any rules of what punk is, because We Are So Punk and Rules Are Not!<br />
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We also feel that body positivity and eschewing societal norms of what genders and beauty should look like is pretty punk. <br />
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<b>Is this actually a strenuous workout? </b><br />
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Yes<br />
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<b>Have jocks attended your class and told you they were impressed?</b><br />
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Yes!<br />
<b><br />What about wimps and weaklings?</b><br />
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They are also welcome.<br />
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Wimps and weaklings are welcome to adjust any exercise to meet their wimpy needs.<br />
No judgment! Wimp on!<br />
Wimper even!<br />
Just don't whine.<br />
But we do like groans or yelps or grunts.<br />
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<b>What sorts of things should we expect?</b><br />
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Bargain basement yoga<br />
Zumba-style dancing<br />
Light Tae Bo<br />
Pilates<br />
and<br />
JAZZERCISE<br />
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<b>Are you shipping in those other girls from the website?</b><br />
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I WISH<br />
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<b>What should we wear or bring? </b><br />
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Clean Sneakers. Nothing covered in the muck and mire of Vermont's dirty streets.<br />
Real sneakers, no Converse. You need support. No kidding!<br />
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A water bottle for your self.<br />
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Bring a yoga mat, or a pilates mat, or 1-2 seriously fluffy towels.<br />
We will be rolling around on the ground some times!<br />
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<b>What else?</b><br />
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Nicole J. Georges and the Homorobics Team are not certified instructors.<br />
We are exercise enthusiasts.<br />
Attend and engage in all exercise at your own risk.<br />
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<u>ALSO! Be Warned!</u><br />
We may sometimes feel the spirit and make lewd jokes or play filthy music, so no minors. Not for the faint of heart!<br />
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<b>Will this be fun?</b><br />
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YES. THIS WILL BE FUN.<br />
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<b>Are you sure? </b><br />
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YES.<br />
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<b>What good is it? What does this have to do with comics?</b><br />
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It is good for you to have a strong core. It is good for you to have a strong body. And to stretch that body. Especially if you are a hunch-backed, claw-handed cartoonist!!! Stretch it out and take a break and get some levity in your day!<br />
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NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-20989026645702091892014-01-29T08:18:00.001-08:002014-01-29T08:18:34.377-08:00Guess Who's Back....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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C<i>OMING SOON TO WHITE RIVER JUNCTION, VERMONT:</i><br />
PUNK AEROBICS!!!!!<br />
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STAY TUNED.</div>
NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-33947625423807546202009-12-06T12:02:00.000-08:002014-01-29T08:16:44.421-08:00goodbye for now<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Portland Homorobics is on an indefinite hiatus.<br />
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You can find franchises of Homorobics in Seattle, New York,and coming soon San Francisco. Want to franchise it? Email nicole at nicole j georges dot com.</div>
NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-15030784568888903342009-10-18T00:40:00.000-07:002009-10-18T00:41:49.995-07:00homorobics oct 18 cancelledfriends!<br />i have swine cold!<br />(or just a cold)<br />so homorobics is postponed/cancelled on october 18th!<br />stay tuned. <br />we will crunch again.NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-6311431170987644752009-10-14T11:36:00.001-07:002009-10-14T11:38:20.540-07:00the seal is realIn case you were wondering whether I made up "The Seal" or not during Homorobics, I am here to tell you NAY! The Seal is Real! <br />Here is a diagram of how to roll backwards, clap your feet 3 times, and roll forwards to strengthen your Core. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.easyvigour.net.nz/pilates/pPilates30.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 234px; height: 767px;" src="http://www.easyvigour.net.nz/pilates/pPilates30.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />HOMOROBICS IS THIS SUNDAY AT 11 A.M. AT IN OTHER WORDS<br />$5<br /><br />THANK YOUNJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-27815881418680770702009-09-30T17:25:00.000-07:002009-09-30T17:26:15.498-07:00Every First and Third means.... This Week!This Sunday, <br />October 4th<br /><br />get away from it all at Homorobics!<br /><br />Same time and place as always.<br />Bring $5 and wear something slutty.<br /><br />xoxoNJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-6658115872197603242009-09-16T23:08:00.000-07:002009-09-16T23:13:18.814-07:00HOMOROBICS this SUNDAY!!!!!This Sunday, Friends.<br />homorobics is on.<br />the first and third sunday of the month at in other wordz.<br />bring $5, a water bottle, and a towel for yourself.<br /><br />Sunday, September 20th. 11 a.m. $5.00<br /><br />The Upcoming Week's Theme: DRESS LIKE A DOUCHE BAG!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmBUx9q0tjyYfgyLgGOE_-nKUwulrvzEnPHAXYNvWsWmF0j88m0wAq42CgTBdUdoMZM6N1orBa7ltCYKXqUhqzjVfvF70fBWB9__sbRI4U0VmkQ7U5SxSCZaYpQryEkGwGmj2NH0iyUEo/s1600-h/douche_bag.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 263px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmBUx9q0tjyYfgyLgGOE_-nKUwulrvzEnPHAXYNvWsWmF0j88m0wAq42CgTBdUdoMZM6N1orBa7ltCYKXqUhqzjVfvF70fBWB9__sbRI4U0VmkQ7U5SxSCZaYpQryEkGwGmj2NH0iyUEo/s400/douche_bag.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382315501156531410" /></a><br /><br />seriously.<br />interpret as you will.<br />I'm going to go with a d.b. workout theme, i think, but feel free to consider every facet of the d.b.'s life when dressing.NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-47988239016522231902009-09-05T12:10:00.000-07:002009-09-05T12:12:40.502-07:00HOMOROBICS this SUNDAY!!!!!Hello everyone and welcome back to the Aerobics time of year. <br />After a long summer of slothing around, it's time for some pilates, tae bo, and the dreaded monie monie dance at Homorobics!<br />Join us every First and Third Sunday at In Other Words!<br />$5 , 11 a.m.<br /><br />Body positive good timez.<br />Straight people and punkers are encouraged to come. <br />Not just for Homos anymore!<br /><br />Be there or be square.NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-28648016646605296832009-08-01T15:50:00.000-07:002009-08-01T15:51:21.423-07:00HoRo suspended until September!Hey Homorobicizers,<br /><br />it's really hot outside.<br />and i think you are best served by going to the river with your friends this summer.<br />So I'm suspending my HoRo class until September, at which point it will resume.<br />A new schedule will be posted soon!NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-23889011018949139312009-06-11T09:50:00.000-07:002009-06-11T09:52:14.552-07:00Support Your Local Homorobicizer!A benefit show!<br />Help your local homorobics instructor eat cereal again, and support your local queer literati at the same time! <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3D1PU7MN5AwQF6mUgq9I0la9X36X-_0Uz6SkAxmx4biOSydDtOP8v2aCnaaoffAjYcldyKgvdrSKqzDxZm6CZQ0qu0YXPpOIVrzVSNImsqLtBSDXC2gCLCG5XlZV2WcLiK7rCoppgQTg/s1600-h/teaforteethblueweb.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 314px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3D1PU7MN5AwQF6mUgq9I0la9X36X-_0Uz6SkAxmx4biOSydDtOP8v2aCnaaoffAjYcldyKgvdrSKqzDxZm6CZQ0qu0YXPpOIVrzVSNImsqLtBSDXC2gCLCG5XlZV2WcLiK7rCoppgQTg/s400/teaforteethblueweb.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346113526684832114" /></a><br /><br />(click for larger image)NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-779726195141641602009-06-11T09:45:00.000-07:002009-06-11T09:49:59.880-07:00Homorobics this summer!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQjkXkQaXeUkl6npKEx6N54u9ukeWWRbG4Ip2saMasKo8pZz1yb1uy5Ew6-pymChHQYkrVdGtMKY4Jax3QOpR4LzL2Zmj5BguhyFZVqCda18b8MDbzmG2O1Ka8GkQlAnu-tA0CQq1_rYM/s1600-h/DSC_3315.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQjkXkQaXeUkl6npKEx6N54u9ukeWWRbG4Ip2saMasKo8pZz1yb1uy5Ew6-pymChHQYkrVdGtMKY4Jax3QOpR4LzL2Zmj5BguhyFZVqCda18b8MDbzmG2O1Ka8GkQlAnu-tA0CQq1_rYM/s400/DSC_3315.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346112834160842322" /></a><br /><br />Homorobics happens the first and third sunday of every month at In Other Words. <br />It is at eleven a.m. and costs five dollars. Wear sneakers! Bring a water bottle!<br /><br />June 21<br /><br />July 5<br /><br />July 19 <br /><br />August 2nd<br /><br />August 16th<br /><br />Keep this blog bookmarked for updates!<br /><br />Thanks.<br />n.g.NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-89177059318611720592009-05-13T10:11:00.000-07:002009-05-13T10:25:33.484-07:00homorobics this sunday<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY2CBq9eaGBh1PxadZegqPmhzNDfE6X1C_cwYkS8yzxOjcv2kc4ffDAHAYtJtB-Mdvgx4EakrYV7_LWwW9pq673mMz2zgDqu3haodQE0QPvmPRqosxb-eoTDcXYyulMHg-tSpR3hNZKoA/s1600-h/kermitaerobics.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 397px; height: 220px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY2CBq9eaGBh1PxadZegqPmhzNDfE6X1C_cwYkS8yzxOjcv2kc4ffDAHAYtJtB-Mdvgx4EakrYV7_LWwW9pq673mMz2zgDqu3haodQE0QPvmPRqosxb-eoTDcXYyulMHg-tSpR3hNZKoA/s400/kermitaerobics.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335357696853566674" /></a><br />ayeeee<br /><br />HOMOROBICS at In Other Words<br />11 a.m. $5.00<br />wear workout shoes , a water bottle, and jazz hands<br /><br />afterwards,<br />we have been invited to dance in a music video!<br /><br />Sunday May 17th, 3pm<br /> <br />Dance party on camera! Sugar's music video for hit song "Hot Tub" !<br /> <br />Wear your loudest, tightest most fabulous work out gear! Just need you on<br />camera dancing and being yourself.<br /> <br />13 NW 13th Avenue | Portland Oregon, 97209<br /> <br />Will provide snacks! Parking is free in the Pearl on Sunday's but limited -<br />so you might want to carpool!NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-27401850780658624342009-04-24T15:21:00.000-07:002009-04-24T15:25:20.260-07:00Next HoRo May 3rd!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQ856zMgZ17m_S-mgz61AIb2eWarV9JOfbR8iTogptqhPYp8BoLx-8ahAuUGaub9Y3Ism0wzHoQIaWYmLIBrP8R_j7B341c2VFXWgWPVsVTenU_9Q01fq2ttWpnnJnS782HspeLywcP7M/s1600-h/beingweaksuckscard.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 287px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQ856zMgZ17m_S-mgz61AIb2eWarV9JOfbR8iTogptqhPYp8BoLx-8ahAuUGaub9Y3Ism0wzHoQIaWYmLIBrP8R_j7B341c2VFXWgWPVsVTenU_9Q01fq2ttWpnnJnS782HspeLywcP7M/s400/beingweaksuckscard.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328386940598473874" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />See you Sunday, May 3rd at 11 a.m. (ish) at In Other Words!<br />8 ne killingsworth street in Portland. <br /><br />We will lift weights, roll around for pilates and clap our heels together!<br /><br />(note: despite what it says below, the cost is $5.00. Thank You!!!!)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfK9RmoPfEidlcGeJ8ThieOwdCq57RfxhldBJxS9i8uwI903WEnclR3oFSHYlsH1OpaZzGwj5VniS-7mV3MgU-DSLbUUFtbjiD28zAZZYyk4ml_Welzq48JB78xDbcqftGlhsPun2dlDM/s1600-h/beingweaksuckscardback.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfK9RmoPfEidlcGeJ8ThieOwdCq57RfxhldBJxS9i8uwI903WEnclR3oFSHYlsH1OpaZzGwj5VniS-7mV3MgU-DSLbUUFtbjiD28zAZZYyk4ml_Welzq48JB78xDbcqftGlhsPun2dlDM/s400/beingweaksuckscardback.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328387398119302722" /></a>NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-56762951547537429072009-04-09T11:16:00.001-07:002009-04-09T11:16:52.861-07:00Homorobics Seeks Intern!Hi there.<br />Homorobics is seeking an intern.<br /><br />We are putting together a DVD and need someone quick, independent and reliable to help us out!<br /><br />The Homorobics Intern will learn about muscles, music, funding, web design, video distro & promotion.<br /><br />This is an unpaid position, approximately 5 hours per week. <br />We are looking for a 3-6 month commitment. <br /><br />Interested parties please email an informational paragraph about yourself to:<br />nicole<br />at<br />nicole j georges dot com<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />thank you!!!NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-90025709656528875902009-04-09T10:42:00.000-07:002009-04-09T10:43:30.198-07:00Homorobics Spring Schedule<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgv3UeGaxYmva4M5EGpYZwJCt8cxxsmVt4gbxz3016ShaTerKdnmoCacofw89iBpa1ZCvpcy7vqgKifw-O4Oi3YDfEGh333bOWWaUrDj3ki4AaKonx7SeQv2YuyN30BGj0rOPNDf_w5djE/s1600-h/horospring09fweb.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgv3UeGaxYmva4M5EGpYZwJCt8cxxsmVt4gbxz3016ShaTerKdnmoCacofw89iBpa1ZCvpcy7vqgKifw-O4Oi3YDfEGh333bOWWaUrDj3ki4AaKonx7SeQv2YuyN30BGj0rOPNDf_w5djE/s400/horospring09fweb.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322748665834083938" /></a>NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-90656804404030316592009-04-09T10:07:00.001-07:002012-11-11T10:47:18.357-08:00Instructor Bios<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Current Instructor/Co-founder</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">name:</span> Nicole G., Reformed Cheerleader<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">age:</span> 28<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">occupation:</span> illustrator, pet portrait artist, educator<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">your expertise</span><br />
i like to be in charge of jazzercise and cardio<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />favorite thing to work out to:</span><br />
say what you will : Peaches and Le Tigre<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">fitness history:</span> i was a cheerleader in the 8th grade, but sadly was not skilled enough to compete in a high school cheerleading setting. The urge to stretch, kick as high as possible, yell like a dude, and dance choreographically still live in my spirit, even if i could never perfect a Herkey or a Pike jump.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">how you came to homorobics:</span><br />
Here’s how it started:<br />
I am in the process of quitting my only real dayjob, and instead am going to primarily work from my house as an artist.<br />
This means that, during projects, the only physical exercise of any sort that I can count on is walking from bed to desk to fridge.<br />
I decided one day to join the gym down the street from my house, and so walked down there to investigate. I found, upon applying for a trial pass, that there were no television sets in this sorry excuse for a gym (which was the same size as a hotel’s fitness room).<br />
I inquired:<br />
Why Would I Pay You Thirty Dollars A Month To Ride A Bicycle If I’m Not Going to Watch TV While I Do It? I May As Well Just Ride My Bike For Free!<br />
I left, dissatisfied.<br />
and then...<br />
Still with the urge to move myself around, I put on an Aerobic Dance record a friend had given me as a gag gift years earlier.<br />
As i layed on the floor of my tiny living room, doing leg lifts to casual instruction over smooth jazz with my dog looking on in silent judgement, I realized<br />
"This is too bizarre to do by myself. This needs to be art somehow. I need to do this in front of people."<br />
I’d been waiting for someone to restart Punk Aerobics in Portland, and as no one had ponied up, Sarah and I joined forces, at which point she rechristened this Homorobics.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />reasons for wanting to do homorobics<br />and/or Sidenote about a gym:</span><br />
I used to go to 24 hour fitness with a friend, and though I enjoyed their cable t.v. selection and eliptical machines, I always left feeling shitty about myself.<br />
There were constant signs posted above water fountains and by the locker room which were supposed to be hopeful. They had a woman who was *maybe* a size eight, looking on admiringly at someone a muscular size two. I would have to ask, at times "Is one of these people supposed to be fat? " just to make sure I could understand what was happening in the photo.<br />
I thought,<br />
If I’m Feeling This Weird Pressure Everytime I Go to 24 Hr Fitness, Then How Would It Feel For Someone Who Actually Is Bigger Than A Size 10 To Come Here And Be Shown Themself As An Example Of A "Before" Picture? (not to mention being referred to as "The Biggest Loser", a club and show sponsored by 24 hr Fitness).<br />
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Why is our radical, awesome, queer and body positive community funneling dollars into such an industry?<br />
One that perpetuates the shittiest garbage in the land?<br />
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So. Homorobics for me.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">some reasons to exercise that have nothing to do with weight loss:</span><br />
you can ride your bike farther and longer without feeling like you’re dying<br />
physical therapy<br />
dancing stamina<br />
you can sing and dance at the same time without getting winded<br />
burning off anxious energy<br />
building community by sweating with your friends<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Special Guest Instructor/Cofounder</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">name:</span> Sugar Gertrude Rose, free jazz drummer who gets hella laid<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">age:</span> 31!!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">occupation:</span> television producer who gets hella laid<br />
freedom sweatpant dance<br />
favorite thing to work out to: - Dr. Dre, Tupac and Lil Kim- Le Tigre for the parts where you need to feel like you are on steroids.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">any fitness past?</span><br />
NONE - well i rode horses competitively for 8 years - and was kind of strong from that.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />how did you come to this/ why homorobics/your relationship to exercise?</span><br />
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I finally realized that I love myself and my body and that exercise is actually has the potential to be this magical thing that fully takes care of me but that I have had massive anxiety and hatred around it because of how it has been presented to me throughout my life and especially in my youth.<br />
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I was wrongly diagnosed with Asthma at one point because whenever I went to run in front of my class or PE teacher I would lose my breath, sweat, feel faint and linger on the edge of tears… turns out, guess what, (I just realized this at age 30) that I was having massive panic attacks because everyone was watching me fail.<br />
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I had to define myself against people that exercised because in my experience they were all anorexic oppressed/body obsessed jerk-faces and I started to take stock in identifying as ’fat’ or ’chubby’ because in my mind it meant I didn’t give a fuck about everything they were trying to make me be. I realized early that the diet beauty and fashion industries were trying to make a slave of me – so my rebellion was to pack on the pounds and let them show. ( still a good tactic in my mind)<br />
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After college I ironically ended up working in the fashion industry and got an inside perspective on how truly fucked up it all is- that it’s a lot about a few woman-hating fags convincing 16 year old girls from Kansas and Eastern Europe to eat toilet paper and cocaine. I felt re-affirmed in my body nonchalance.<br />
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But the irony lies in the fact that I am actually really into treating myself well. I spend $100s of dollars on vitamins and supplements each month and eat lots and lots of kale. Exercise is such a natural part of being in a human body – I mean we were built to walk like 15 miles a day right?—but I have had this total mental block about participating in anything athletic because I usually hate the people and culture associated with it.<br />
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Now I am attempting to help create a space full of people that I like and respect, doing a very nice thing for themselves, and further strengthening our community… so that we can all feel fucking rad and powerful and even if it is just as minor as getting our blood to circulate actively once a week. Its better than where I am at right now – which is that every time I have to fill out that thing at the doctors office about how many times do you exercise a week- I have to lie.<br />
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My goal is to get my heart rate up once in a while – maybe get a little endorphin high out of it- lift some weights because it looks hot and practice my dance moves with friends. I also genetically sweat a lot ( my dad used to looked like he had gotten soaked by the hose when he gardened) – so it’s cool for me to be in a place where I can really sweat it out..<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">more on Sugar’s specialty</span><br />
My specialty is something that I call ’freedom sweat-pant dance’ which just means a thing where you mostly get to move how your body tells you and you can where whatever makes you feel comfortable/ cozy and/or hot. I tend to think that being comfortable is super hot.. I also am teaching some actual structured dance moves that I practice in my basement in front of this big mirror and some re-enactment of song lyrics that lets the thespian in all of us get a work out too.. it’s like acting out whatever the singer is telling us about for example – playing a deep jazz sax or having some sweet cocaine of a strippers ass in south beach. That kind of thing.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Much Loved Former Instructor</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">name</span><br />
Leslie "Deep Lez" Drill Sergeant<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">age</span><br />
29<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">occupation</span><br />
Full time art enthusiast<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">area of expertise</span><br />
Lezzie boot camp full-on strength training, Tae Bo, bedroom cardio, homoerotic pilates, drop to your hands and knees and work that ass!<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">any fitness past?</span><br />
Absolute aerobics class junkie with a Tae Bo obsession. I used to spend all my free time at the gym taking abs classes and pilates until I learned to love the muffintop! I have an on-again/off-again non-monog relationship with elliptical machines everywhere. Sets my heart pounding, yet gentle on the knees!<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />reasons for wanting to do homorobics<br />and/or<br />how you came to homorobics</span><br />
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Exercise keeps me positive and in touch with my body (yeow!). I love exercise, but hate going to the gym these days. Winter makes me what to slit my wrists and dancing only happens at night, but Homorobics is a daytime synchronized dance party full of hot queers in spandex and what could be better than that?!<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />some reasons to exercise that have nothing to do with weight loss:</span><br />
Stress levels drop, I have tons more energy and feel way hotter when my body is pumped with endorphins!<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />favorite thing to work out to:</span><br />
Peaches, Ludacris, Missy Elliot... sex-tastic mixes on my iPod. Seriously, I make my own workout mixes, in various intensities, that’s how hardcore I am! Feel it!</div>
NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7458965041752915761.post-55136822047841110472009-04-09T09:46:00.000-07:002009-04-09T10:58:22.563-07:00Portland Zine Symposium 2008<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRLnhDJiVuUoIerAOJeT7s34T-iUg9iGwPohrdXyJpv_FhJKsQHfM2gPd8KxzTptxvv1tR8ckk7nPAq60_IQ_6TZCdX-nBRf0835oZkNwFZR9d4NTH_tVmrLssIaouan2Hv81yNzoJ1Qk/s1600-h/P1040295.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRLnhDJiVuUoIerAOJeT7s34T-iUg9iGwPohrdXyJpv_FhJKsQHfM2gPd8KxzTptxvv1tR8ckk7nPAq60_IQ_6TZCdX-nBRf0835oZkNwFZR9d4NTH_tVmrLssIaouan2Hv81yNzoJ1Qk/s400/P1040295.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322734136216053442" /></a>NJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08362844085753177271noreply@blogger.com0